I'D RATHER B H8ED 4 WHO I AM, THEN LUVD 4 WHO IM NOT: 2005-10-16

OK

Ok now this is SOOOOOOOOOO, cool!
I have Microsoft Online and I can type my blog here and it just posts.  Regular word was cool but this makes it a bit cooler.

     Ok so Nate and I met with my uncles Real Estate Broker and he says if we follow his plan he can have us in a place of our own in 90 DAYS!!!!!!!!  I am so excited!!  I am also scared.  I guess it just made me realize that I am old.  Not really but you know what I mean.  I am going to have even more responsibility and what if I fail?  Just a hundred questions making me wonder.  WHAT IF????
  As far as everything else I have been working with some collection companies and taking care of the kids.  I thought when school started that it was going to be so boring,,,,NOPE!  It is amazing how there is still never enough time in the day.

PONDERISMS

PONDERISMS ·

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. ·
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. ·
Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. ·
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? ·
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

TO: S.T.A.S.H.

ASS

Women's Ass Size StudyThere is a new study out about women and how they feelabout their asses! I thought the results were pretty interesting:85% of women think their ass is too big...10% of women think their ass is too little...The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him,he's a good man, and they would have married him anyway!!!