FBI RecruitingThe FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists.Two men and a woman.For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!"The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife."The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife andgo home."Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,to kill her husband.She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another.They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. Aftera few minutes, all was quiet.The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.She wiped the sweat from her brow."This gun is loaded with blanks" she said.........."I had to beat him to death with the chair."MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.

I would rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not.

Recently I had a get together at my house where apparently my mouth again overloaded. I guess there where some things my friend didnt want said a loud. I however did not realize that by what I said would make anyone feel uncomfortable. I love my friend and dont think that she has anything to be ashamed of. I am publiclly apologizing for offending anyone. I am also apologizing for myself.. I am an open book. I think if anyone reading this wants to knw something about me I will answer. Ask away!!! I am me and proud to be so. I want it known. I am not about to lie or mislead anyone. Please feel free, where I have been is who I am today and though not all pretty I am not ashamed but proud!