Saturday, April 8

THE BEST POEM IN THE WORLD!
I was shocked, confused, bewildered
as I entered Heaven's door,
Not by the beauty of it all,
Nor the lights or its decor.

But it was the folks in Heaven
who made me sputter and gasp
the thieves, the liars, the sinners,
the alcoholics, the trash

There stood the kid from seventh grade
Who swiped my lunch money twice.
Next to him was my old neighbor
Who never said anything nice.

Herb, who I always thought
was rotting away in hell,
was sitting pretty on cloud nine,
Looking incredibly well.

I nudged Jesus, "What's the deal?
I would love to hear Your take.
How'd all these sinners get up here?
God must've made a mistake.
"And why's everyone so quiet,
so somber? Give me a clue."

"Hush, child," said He, "they're all in shock.
No one thought they'd be seeing you."

Judge NOT.

Author Unknown

Friday, April 7

friday night

I wanna drink. I know no teenagers and I cant ask the in laws they dont support drinking. What will I do. Maybe head to my closet its the only place a mother of 2 can be alone. Ill have to nmake it to one of heidis margarita parties. I need out. All is well. hope u r all ok.

Tab